He enjoyed answering her questions and solving her puzzles like:Do sheep shrink when it rains?!
And if a taxi goes backwards does the driver owe you money?!
Max Jerry Horovitz: It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Humans were endlessly illogical; why would they throw out food when there were children starving in India? Why did they clear the rain forests when they needed the oxygen?
And why did they create bus time tables when they never ran on time?
Max Jerry Horovitz: I have also invented some new words. "Confuzzled", which is being confused and puzzled at the same time, "snirt", which is a cross between snow and dirt, and "smushables", which are squashed groceries you find at the bottom of the bag. I have sent a letter to the Oxford Dictionary people asking them to include my words but I have not heard back.
Max Jerry Horovitz: After much thought, i think i have a solution to your teasing. Tell Bernie Clifford that your birthmark is made of chocolate which means when you get to heaven you will be in charge of all the chocolate! This of course is a lie, i don't like lies, but in this case i think it would be of a benefit. I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolates but of course i cannot because of my atheism.
(I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!)
