[While Suzan and Eddie were stuck in a room]Suzan: i gotta go out...i'm supposed to be meeting the moving company!.....................what?!
Eddie: keep talking about how you're going to move away and be with Jakson! I hear stupidity makes time go faster!
Suzan: So now, me wanting to be with the man i love is stupid?!
Eddie: and needy, and pathetic and kinda hilarious! but there's one thing that's not Mayer...that's unexpected!
Suzan: what you're getting at?!
Eddie: have you ever in your life been without a man?!Suzan: of course i have!
Eddie: when?
Suzan: i don't know, i'm not sure!
[Eddie gets up and grabs a big sketch]Suzan: what you're doing?!
Eddie: making a calendar!
Suzan: Eddie!!!
Eddie: Oh, come on, we've got nothing but time...and i assume you don't want to make out, so....first boyfriend?!
Suzan: Todd Schiffer...i was 14...
Eddie: and why did you and hot Toddy break up?!
Suzan: he dumped me during math class...
Eddie: and how long did it take you to start dating somebody else?!
Suzan: this is a stupid exercise! i refuse to....
Eddie: when was it?!
Suzan: lunch...it was lunch...
[after listing all]Eddie: i think we forgot one..ah...didn't you date somebody after you stole Carl away from me?!
Suzan: Ron, Doctor Ron...are we done?!
Eddie: yup...here it is...the history of your love life! proof that you can't be happy without a man!
Suzan: this is not proof of anything!
Eddie: 7 boy friends through high school and college...only 41 days single! what does that tell you?!
Suzan: my grade sucked!!
Eddie: it's a cry for help Mayer! and it doesn't get much better under the many decades of your adulthood!
Suzan: hey...i was single for several months after Carl and after Mike..
Eddie: but that wasn't of your choosing...they dumped you!....i know...it's hard to look in the mirror...
Suzan: have you ever looked in your mirror Eddie?! you're famous for the number of men you've conquered!
Eddie: Thank you..
Suzan: it's not a compliment you tramp! Ok...I'm not going to take relationship tips from a woman who has hooked up with...what is it?!...over a thousand men!
Eddie: Ok, that's true i enjoyed the 80's, but the difference is...i go after men because i want them...you go after them because you need them!Suzan: that's not much of a distinction!
Eddie: yes it is!!...you have holes in your heart that can only be filled by a pair of trousers!...face it Mayer, you're weak!(that was from the last episode i saw from season 5)